--I want a fun game to play
--any suggestion?
--must be online game
& the lonely road awaits me... 6:52 PM.
Vet
``A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back ``to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet ``examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, ``is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
``The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the ``dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body ``and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the ``cat thinks that your dog is dead too."
``The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
``The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally ``looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks ``your dog is dead too."
``The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The ``vet answers, "$650."
``"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man....
``"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
& the lonely road awaits me... 6:42 PM.
--Mexican Smuggler
--Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his ------------shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?"
--"Sand," answered Juan.
--The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips ---them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan-----------overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in -----the bags.
--The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, ----and lets him cross the border.
--A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
--"Sand," says Juan.
--The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but ------sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
--This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up ----one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
--"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's --all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
--Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
& the lonely road awaits me... 6:20 PM.
--SS = Social Studies--I was supposed to give out the Social Studies scripts personally, but i lost the scripts of the -----absentees, my social studies teacher scolded me. Sad.--But, my friend found it in his/her bag =.= wtf?--Then after that i dont know how the SS teacher found out and said that she owed me one.--LOL i will try ask for 10 marks for ss exams =)--just joking
& the lonely road awaits me... 4:24 PM.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
-hello i just changed the blogskin okay bye!
& the lonely road awaits me... 9:59 PM.
